The Macgoogler

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

magicalgirlmami:

rockthattoxic:

magicalgirlmami:

shoutout to the kids who dont have school today

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shoutout to the people with a head attached to their bodies

shoutout to the people who need to shut the fuck up

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Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*
ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

tahmfish:

when someone you hate starts talking to you

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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

the-best-of-funny:

sassy-tits:

TAG YOUR SPOILERS PLEASE JFC

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the-best-of-funny:

sassy-tits:

TAG YOUR SPOILERS PLEASE JFC

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

baruyon:

I just remembered, I was looking through the Gravity Falls tag the other day and I saw a post about how there apparently was going to be an episode that parodied the film Labyrinth, with Mabel meeting a character not unlike the Goblin King. The funny part is that I actually drew a Labyrinth parody when I first watched it, because I thought they went so well together. Such a weird coincidence! Here’s my drawings…

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Originally in my drawing ‘Jareth’ was just going to be a bunch of gnomes in disguise. XP (I didn’t post these before ‘cos they’re quite ‘early on’ before I got used to drawing the style)

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Ahh, I love crossovers…